Sunday, May 8, 2011

Tourettes Bird

Well I just reached 100 followers and since that seems to be a benchmark everyone celebrates, i wanted to say thanks to everyone and here's a little story for you guys. 

I went out today to visit my parents at their house for Mothers Day, and while there my mom told me about this bird who kept coming everyday at random times and tapped his beak on the window. It even woke them up in the morning, going tap tap tap and then fly into the window. then he just stopped couple days ago. And yesterday they found a nest on the ground that used to be in the tree outside the window. 

So I just figured maybe an animal came and broke the nest and the bird flew away or something. But then my stepdad goes "no I have a theory though, that the bird had tourettes".

I said "wait what... did you just say he was a tourettes bird"

"yeah and that's why he was always taping on the window, and flipping out... he probably caused his own nest to tip over"

I couldn't stop laughing, I just kept picturing a bird in his nest with tourettes freaking out all paranoid and the nest falling over.

41 comments:

  1. Haha fucking nice bird you got there! ;D

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  2. There's a bird that would do this daily for about a month in my window... I kept thinking it would eventually hurt itself.

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  3. Or maybe it was just.. an Angry Bird?

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  4. tourettes bird.

    tore nests bird?

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  5. i was thinking it was cold. it wanted you to let it in.

    but your version is better.

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  6. You know the tourettes bird has visited because your gifts spell out "COCK"

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  7. Tourettes bird sounds like a segway joke from Family Guy, haha

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  8. Lol Tourettes bird chirping random bird profanities. :p I have a tourettes bird family living under my air conditioner... :(

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  9. That's one angry bird

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  10. Love your blog style! keep up your excellent blogging!

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  11. You should have video taped it!!

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  12. I've never heard of this before haha.

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  13. Probably because he wanted something from inside xD
    and congrats on the 100 followers :D

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  14. Omg, you made me think about a parrot with tourette...this would be hilarious.

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  15. Congrats on the 100 followers,

    Tourettes Parrot!! Trolske that made my day.

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  16. heh, I don't think birds can really have tourette's =p

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  17. grats on the followers, you just got me as well :)

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  18. Haha that sounds like something I would laugh at for having had too little sleep. Congratulations btw!

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  19. Haha that's great. Poor bird though. :b

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  20. congrats on the 100 followers!

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  21. I've seen birds like that before! They get confused by windows!

    Congrats on the followers!

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  22. lol makes me think of a bird yelling obscenities

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  23. that poor bird. What a spaz. I can picture my family cracking up about it too.

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